Lot No. 001 · Single-lot sale · USD
ninjafucker.pizza
A singular domain for an ambitious idea. This domain is available for acquisition.
Submit a serious offer. Qualified transactions close securely through Escrow.com.
The lot
What is included
- 01The ninjafucker.pizza domain name
- 02Explicitly identified brand assets, if any
- 03Explicitly identified website files or source code, if any
ninjafucker.pizza is a one-of-one domain: memorable on first hearing, impossible to confuse with anything else, and unclaimed territory on the modern web. The sale includes the domain name and any explicitly identified brand assets. Qualified transactions close securely through Escrow.com.
Unless expressly configured in the final agreed terms, the sale does not include trademarks, social media accounts, customer data, revenue, or any other intellectual property.
Acquisition
How the purchase works
01
Name your number
One amount, one email. No account, no forms, under a minute.
02
The seller responds
Your offer lands with the seller immediately. They reply by email — an acceptance, a counteroffer, or a pass.
03
Negotiate directly
Accept, decline, or counter from your private link — every version of the deal is preserved in writing.
04
Close through Escrow.com
A licensed, independent escrow service verifies identities, holds the funds, and releases them only after you control the domain.
Secure transaction
Neither party takes the other's word for it
Closing is completed through Escrow.com, a licensed and regulated escrow service. After an offer is accepted, both parties verify their identities and accept the escrow agreement. The buyer funds escrow; only then is the domain transferred. A 5-day inspection period lets the buyer confirm control of the domain before funds are released to the seller. Neither the seller nor this website ever holds buyer funds.
- Identity verification for both parties
- Funds held by a licensed escrow service
- 5-day buyer inspection period
- Transfer before release of funds
Enquiries
Questions, anticipated
Is this real?
The domain is real, the sale is real, and closing runs through Escrow.com, a licensed escrow service. The name is what it is — that is rather the point.
What exactly am I buying?
The ninjafucker.pizza domain name itself, plus any brand assets explicitly identified in the final agreed terms. Nothing else is implied: no trademarks, no social accounts, no traffic claims, no revenue.
Is there an asking price?
The lot is offered by private treaty: submit the number you are prepared to close at. Offers below a serious threshold are declined automatically.
How does payment work?
Through Escrow.com only. Funds are held by the escrow service — never by the seller or this website — and are released to the seller only after you confirm receipt and control of the domain within the inspection period.
How long does the transfer take?
Typically days, not months: once escrow is funded, the domain is pushed or transferred to you, and a 5-day inspection period follows before funds are released.
What do I have to provide?
Just your offer amount and an email address. Nothing else. The seller replies to that email, and you get a private link to track and respond.
Can I negotiate?
Yes. The seller can accept, decline, or counter your offer, and you can respond in kind. The full negotiation history is preserved for both parties.