Legal

Terms of use

Last updated July 2026

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1. What this site is

This website exists to market the domain name ninjafucker.pizza and to receive and manage purchase offers for it. It is operated by the seller of the domain (“we”, “us”).

2. Offers are not contracts

Submitting an offer through this site is an invitation to negotiate. No offer, counteroffer, or acceptance communicated through this site forms a binding purchase agreement until the parties execute definitive transaction terms and the transaction is opened with the escrow provider. We may accept, decline, counter, or ignore any offer at our sole discretion.

3. Accuracy of information

You represent that the information you submit — including your identity, contact details, and authority to complete a purchase — is accurate and that you are legally able to enter into the proposed transaction.

4. Closing through escrow

Completed sales close exclusively through Escrow.com, a third-party licensed escrow service, under that service's own terms and verification requirements. We never take custody of buyer funds through this website.

5. Acceptable use

  • Do not submit offers you do not intend to honor.
  • Do not probe, disrupt, or abuse the service or its rate limits.
  • Do not impersonate another person or organization.

6. Liability

The site is provided “as is”. To the maximum extent permitted by law, we disclaim all warranties and shall not be liable for indirect or consequential losses arising from use of this site. Nothing here limits liability that cannot be limited by law.

7. Contact

Questions about these terms can be sent to the contact address in the footer.